I’m Only Happy Because I’m 6’8″
September 15, 2008
So there’s this article that says Taller People are Happier.
I have to admit that I am a generally happy guy. I never tied it to my height, but I’m willing to go along with it. I assume it’s because up in this altitude my brain is starved of oxygen. That or because I have so much sex with my wife. I also can see the lead singer of the band no matter where I am in the crowd. So many reasons to be happy…most of them tied to my height. Okay, maybe not the sex thing.
I do get really sad when I have to buy all of my clothes from the J.C. Penny’s big and tall men’s catalogue. I wish they’d just come clean and title it “DORK CLOTHING INC.” Come on idiots at J.C. Penny’s, I’m freaking 6’8″ so why would I want red plaid slacks?! I’d look like a Scottish clown who played golf.
Anyways, other than the J.C. Penny’s catalogue thing I guess I’m pretty happy.